{"id":217,"date":"2016-08-03T12:46:26","date_gmt":"2016-08-03T16:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/?p=217"},"modified":"2019-02-24T10:19:04","modified_gmt":"2019-02-24T15:19:04","slug":"adventures-in-trumpland-vol-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/2016\/08\/03\/adventures-in-trumpland-vol-3\/","title":{"rendered":"ADVENTURES IN TRUMPLAND, VOL 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

or<\/strong>
\nOrange Is The New Red.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Scene opens on the Trump game room. Donald is sitting on a leopard skin couch next to his butler Anthony Senecal. They are playing Donkey Kong on an enormous flat screen TV. Donald is wearing gold silk pajamas, Senecal is dressed in a three piece suit, sporting a red carnation. His shoes shine brilliantly in the slowly pulsating light emanating from the disco ball that hangs above their heads.<\/p>\n

Paul Manafort walks in. He is disheveled and appears to be exhausted: You called for me sir?<\/em><\/p>\n


\n<\/em>Donald: Sit down Paul, take a load off – you look like you rolled down a hill.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort pulls the knot of his tie up against his throat: I’ll stand sir. What can I do for you?<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: Hey you wanna play the winner? <\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: Uh no thank you sir, its been a long —<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: Which will be me. Right Tony?<\/em><\/p>\n

Senecal: Look at this –
\n<\/em>The ape in the game sits back on his heels and scratches his head.
\nSenecal snorts: Reminds me of Obama. <\/em><\/p>\n

Donald and his butler laugh a little and then Donald says: Say Tony my Ovaltines nearly gone. <\/em><\/p>\n

Senecal slowly stands up and leaves the room.<\/p>\n

Donald: I thought you’d like to know that our problem with the Khans is solved.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: Really?<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald smiles at Manafort expectantly.
\nManafort narrows his eyes …<\/p>\n

Donald tosses the game controller on the coffee table: Well, don’t you wanna know how?<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort stands mute.<\/p>\n

Donald: Well?<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: I’m thinking…<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald pushes forward: Someone bought the building they’re living in. Eviction notices go out tomorrow. <\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: Oh Mr. Trump .. you can’t do that. <\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: I didn’t buy it. Gimme some credit.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: Well then who did?<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald jerks his thumb at the door that Senecal had just walked through:  Tony bought it.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: Tony?<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald.  Yeah, he’s a hell of an investor. I think he’s gonna knock it down and put in a Starbucks. Trimmed out in gold I heard.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: This can’t .. Mr Trump.<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: Relax hey? Probably a regular Starbucks and maybe a
\nChick-fil-a.  I love their chicken. Anyways don’t say anything to Tony OK? He’s shy about his investments – very private guy. <\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: This seems risky sir. If the press gets wind of this.<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: Nah, those clowns are gonna be so busy looking for an new place to live. Hey – maybe they will move back home to ISIS.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: The Khans are American citizens Mr. Trump.<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: You don’t say. Well, then they can move back to Idaho or wherever they came from.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort sighs: They’re from Pakistan.<\/em><\/p>\n

Trumps throws his hands up: Which is it Paul? Make up your mind. <\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort shoulders slump:  Mr. Trump – I just …<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: I know.  I know. I have the best ideas didn’t I tell you? <\/em><\/p>\n

Senecal returns with Donald’s Ovaltine and they resume their game.<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: Hey .. I haven’t got the turkey hands from Melania’s new driver yet. Get after him – tell him i need them by tomorrow. <\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort:Turkey hands? I don’t know .. Mr Trump. What are turkey hands?
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald looks at Paul disgustingly: Where did you go to school Paul? I’m worried about your lack of basic knowledge.<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort: Melania’s driver? Sir. I imagine he’s licensed. I  —<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald: Turkey hands ..<\/em> Donald puts his left hand out flat on the table. <\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort shrugs.<\/p>\n

Senecal answers:  You put your hand on a piece of paper and trace around your fingers with a pencil – looks like a turkey. What a dummkopf!<\/em><\/p>\n

Donald nods his head in agreement. Yup<\/em><\/p>\n

Manafort:  Why do you need that ..oh wait… <\/em><\/p>\n

Donald digs his elbow into Senecal’s ribs. Remember the gardener with the missing fingers?  Ha. That was a hoot.<\/em><\/p>\n

Senecal smiles at the memory as he and the ape jump four barrels in a row.<\/p>\n

Scene fades to the sound of Hail to the Chief …..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

or Orange Is The New Red. Scene opens on the Trump game room. Donald is sitting on a leopard skin couch next to his butler Anthony Senecal. They are playing Donkey Kong on an enormous flat screen TV. Donald is wearing gold silk pajamas, Senecal is dressed in a three piece suit, sporting a red carnation. … Continue reading ADVENTURES IN TRUMPLAND, VOL 3<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":142,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-trumpland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/voice.devinecreations.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}