Scene opens in Trump Tower.
\nDonald , Roger Ailes, and Gary Busey are at the table eating ice cream and cake. Donald is wearing a golden bib under his chin. Gary Busey is wearing his favorite “Good Times” bicycle helmet. Roger Ailes is dressed in a baby blue pajama onesey looking at the ceiling through his cardboard megaphone.<\/p>\n
Kellyanne Conway walks into the room. She is followed by two bluebirds and a handful of butterflies.<\/p>\n
Kellyanne sing song: It’s time for your debate prep Mr. Trump.<\/em> Donald: Nope<\/em>. We are celebrating.<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne: Celebrating?<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: Yeah, you bet. I called it.<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne: Called it?<\/em><\/p>\n Ailes shouts into his megaphone: da bomb – da bomb – da bomb!<\/i><\/p>\n Donald: Yeah. Just before I got off the plane Saturday night Rudy calls me and says “Hey a bomb just went off in the city.<\/strong>“<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne: Ohh<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: I know right? So I went out there and told the people that a bomb had gone off in New York city.<\/em><\/p>\n Donald scooped up a mouthful of ice cream and then points it at Kellyanne: That’s leadership right there, lets see Obama do that!<\/em><\/p>\n Ailes: d<\/em>a bomb – da bomb – da bomb!<\/i><\/p>\n Kellyanne: Mr. Trump, I don’t think this is a good idea. Lot of people were injured.<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: Yeah, yeah I know. No one died. What a loser this terrorist is. <\/em>Some of those crybabies are complaining about what I said. Hillary had her chance. Ha. Now she can’t say Islamic terrorist OR bomb. Whats next?<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne: Sir …<\/p>\n Donald snaps his fingers: Hey that’s what I’ll do during the debate. I’ll challenge her to say some hard words, like particularly<\/strong>. I trip over that some times but I’m sure I can say it right. I have the best words.<\/em><\/p>\n Busey: Par – nick u .. particle -ey,<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: Or Schlamozzle<\/strong> – if she mangles that maybe she loses the Jewish vote. <\/em><\/p>\n Busey: Schla – nozzle, shsoop shoop.<\/em><\/p>\n Donald taps the table in front of Busey: Eat your ice cream Gary.<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne: I don’t know if that’ll work Mr. Trump.<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: Ok well, I’ve also been hitting her hard on this terrorism angle. You know, talking about how the Secretary of State is responsible for terrorists attacks. <\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne. Ahh, (nods head) OK so that explains why I have thirty five messages from Condoleezza Rice.<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: Condoleezza? She’s the smart, pretty one isn’t she?<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne:<\/em> One?<\/p>\n Donald: You know.<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne puts her hands on her hips: No, Mr. Trump I don’t.<\/em><\/p>\n Donald: What? I gotta say it?<\/p>\n Kellyanne stamps her perfect size two foot on the floor. Yes!<\/em><\/p>\n Donald looks over at Gary says OK<\/em> and then lowers his voice: ollege Cay, raduates, Gay.<\/em><\/p>\n Kellyanne groans:<\/p>\n Busey kicks his feet under the table: ollege Cay, ollege Cay!<\/em><\/p>\n Steve Bannon walks into the room: I’ve got the sprinkles! I had to drive all over the city to get white ones Lets get this party rollin!<\/em><\/p>\n Scene ends when Donald’s phone ringtone begins chiming “Hail to the Chief”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Scene opens in Trump Tower. Donald , Roger Ailes, and Gary Busey are at the table eating ice cream and cake. Donald is wearing a golden bib under his chin. Gary Busey is wearing his favorite “Good Times” bicycle helmet. Roger Ailes is dressed in a baby blue pajama onesey looking at the ceiling through … Continue reading Adventures in Trumpland, vol 10<\/span>
\nSeeing the cake and ice cream she asks: Ohh goody, is it somebody’s birthday?<\/em><\/p>\n