I dreamt last night that I was invited to dinner with President Nixon. I didn’t have a car so I had to walk there. And old friend walked with me. We strolled down the center of the street I grew up on – you know the one.<\/p>\n
My friend was smoking a bowl. I said:\u00a0You shouldn’t do that, we’ll get arrested.<\/em><\/p>\n He smiled at me:\u00a0You wish.<\/em><\/p>\n Later at dinner I asked President Nixon “… if the recent news about Donald Trump reminded him of his last days in office?”<\/p>\n President Nixon said :Screw you, I’m dead.<\/em><\/p>\n I didn’t know what to say about that.<\/p>\n Nixon smiled then and said: I’m gonna have the beef stroganoff.<\/em><\/p>\n — waking up to more snow in April.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I dreamt last night that I was invited to dinner with President Nixon. I didn’t have a car so I had to walk there. And old friend walked with me. We strolled down the center of the street I grew up on – you know the one. My friend was smoking a bowl. I said:\u00a0You … Continue reading Dinner with Nixon<\/span>