Obama vs. Trump

I recently commented to a friend of mine that I thought he had more in common with Barack Obama than he did with Donald Trump. He disagreed with me. I imagine that if I pushed him on this he would refer to Trumps ‘values’ or something like that. He’s a regular guy our Donald, just like you and me. Right?
So let’s review:
Barack Obama was born into a middle class family, Trump was not. In fact Donald Trump was a millionaire on the day he drew his first breath. How much were you worth on the day you were born?
Donald Trump went to private schools as a child and then military school. What was the name of the military school you attended?
Donald Trump’s children had a nanny named Milka Milisavljevic – what was the name of your children’s nanny?
Neither one of them were in the military although Trump sometimes likes to draw equivalence to his time in the military school as being in the service. Donald has also taken a stand on heroes. He likes the kind that don’t get captured. Barack Obama has yet to make a public statement on POW’s.
Forget what Trump said he wanted to grab on the Hollywood access tape. On that same video he talked about how he tried to get a married woman to have sex with him recently. He did this in 2005 just months after he had married his third wife Melania (our First Lady). How many women / men have you propositioned as a newlywed?
Barack Obama married his first wife in 1992 and so far she’s his only wife.
Barack Obama scooped ice cream at a Baskin-Robbins as a teenager and has since worked a few different jobs and has had a few different bosses. Trump’s only job is the one he still is doing – Real Estate developer and international playboy. He’s never had to report to anyone. How about you? How many bosses have you had in your life?
Barack Obama is comfortable with his Christian faith. He and his wife regularly attend church and he is very familiar with the bible. Trump thinks “two Corinthians” is the normal pronunciations of Second Corinthians. How do you say it?
Barack Obama loves sports – particularly basketball, every year he has published his March madness bracket. Trump likes owning sports teams. How many teams do you own?
Barack Obama took a bunch of his friends to Five Guys for hamburgers. Donald Trump doesn’t have any friends. When he eats fast food he does it on his plane. What do you like to eat when you are flying on your jet?
Well maybe I’m not being fair to the Donald. I am after all a Democrat. When I started this article I said that Donald was reportedly a regular guy just like you and me. This is what your family photos look like right?