Rules for discussion of guns and mass murder.

1) Any proposed regulation, law or policy concerning gun control must be guaranteed to stop all gun violence.

ALL OF IT!

1a) Any proposed regulation, law or policy that can be circumvented by illegal acts (unscrupulous gun dealers, common theft, etc) is to be considered null and void since it violates rule #1(All gun violence must be eliminated!)

2) Any proposed regulation, law or policy must not infringe on the rights of Americans to shoot fifty rounds a minute at a deer or a beer can.

3) Any proposed regulation, law or policy must recognize the sanctity and history of the 2nd amendment (see rule two) whilst ignoring the technology challenges and changes since the original writing of the Bill of Rights.

4) Any person(s) arguing for gun laws must be conversant in weaponry and all it’s lingo, history and nuances lest their opinions be nullified and discarded immediately.

5) Any person(s) arguing for gun laws must be stoic an unemotional. Sentiments and strong feelings for dead children is reserved strictly for discussions about abortion.

6) Guns don’t kill people, but metal tipped lawn jarts do poke out eyes.

Be advised that there may be additions to these rules as time goes on. I await additional guidance from the gun advocates in my life.